The whole world as gone mad!!!

Well I never got my HVH Booster, Customs in Saigon sent me a letter saying No. Of course I was disappointed and for once decided to write and question why? There seems no sense to what they will let me have and what they won’t, I am sure they make the rules up as they go along, they once told my friend who questioned them on the phone that I could have Supernova as the boss likes the word Super, drives me crazy. So I sent a letter of and wrote in English, below is the reply I received.

Dear Mr. David No ‘not fit for human consumption’.

But I thought no worries, that’s life here and my Aunt Dot from County Kerry in Ireland was sending me some potash, well Dot by name and Dot by nature, she is in her nineties and I should have known better, I had explained all to her, we speak using Skype once a week [I could write a book on this alone, she sits there with her headphones on and am sure she believes I am in outer space] and she was ordering it of Ebay UK. Well I recieved it and ninety or not surely the picture of the Labrador and the cat on the tin would have given her a clue that this wasn’t Potash for the garden or what about ‘Promotes good digestion and a shiny coat’ in big letters on top of the tin. Ha ha the whole worlds gone mad.